

chinche513
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Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess.
I have two mounds upon my bodice;
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
I Can justify any shopping spree.
I Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I Can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
I Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.
I don't wear the same underwear everyday.
The food in my fridge has no sign of decay.
Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart.
Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear. I can do better!
Flowers are okay But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem Expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick?!

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| Title | Type | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Re: summer's magic by Dragon Dreams | Reply | 07/16/08 |
| Re: LL Cool J | Reply | 07/15/08 |
| Re: Enrique Iglesias | Reply | 07/07/08 |
| Re: Art Mix | Reply | 07/03/08 |
| Re: some baby afghans etc | Reply | 07/02/08 |









Holla at ur gurl!!
cuteblueeyedblonde
07/21/08
onewildcat
07/18/08
♥ If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
.
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
.
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
.
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
.
•*..¨..*• .¸??.•*..¨..*•.
¸
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think
~~**~~~ Deserve A Hug~~**~~
Hugz (Onewildcat)
cuteblueeyedblonde
07/15/08
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07/11/08
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07/09/08
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07/08/08
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07/07/08
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cuteblueeyedblonde
07/07/08
onewildcat
07/02/08
cuteblueeyedblonde
07/01/08
Holla at ur gurl!!